your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
