best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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