how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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