My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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