i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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