So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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