I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am midnight drunk by noon
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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