Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
The dick lei will go down in squad history
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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