I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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