They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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