I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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