I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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