he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
His hands were made for my vagina.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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