Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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