Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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