After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
its liver damage thursday
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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