He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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