he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
he had hair everywhere except his balls
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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