Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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