But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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