i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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