And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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