My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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