Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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