Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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