I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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