just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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