The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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