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U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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