Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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