Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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