Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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