More tranny stories later!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Randomize
