she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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