Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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