he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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