His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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