Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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