her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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