We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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