If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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