we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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