Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
be right there i have to get my cape
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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