Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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