you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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