Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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