You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I love having hate sex.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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