Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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