doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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