i can't believe i had my finger in that
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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