her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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