So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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