Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You're so nebulous sometimes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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